Friday, July 4, 2008

a traditional fourth of July sentiment

I gotta hurry and get this posted before midnight so I can officially say "Happy fourth of July" and it'll actually show up as that. Also, I am eating Snickers ice cream at the same time- hard to type and scoop simultaneously. No big plans tonight, my cousin came over and we set off a hell load of fireworks at my brother's friend's house (I call that kid, "the screamy one" because he doesn't know how to stfu or what "inside voice" means, argh. I think the only reason I was actually invited to the screamy one's house is because me and my boyfriend put in on the fireworks, plus I got family coming in to fuck with explosives. We had a great time. This other kid had some regular firecrackers and he held on to them too long so they exploded in this hand and that was funny. Then Lucas threw firecrackers straight up in the air way too SOON, and they came straight down before going off. Me and Greg were sitting inside the screen 'cause I was getting attacked by mosquitos, but it was Lucas, my cousin, and this other kid Dan that were standing there when the firecrackers came back down. They all ran in different directions and at least 2 of 'em were yelling "oh shit oh shit" which we decided was a traditional fourth of July sentiment, especially when fucking with fireworks or sparklers right near a screen door, or lighting a cigarette off a sparkler that's shooting flames, or firing roman candles over one another's heads and at a tall tree- don't try this at home, kids. Those tall trees are fuckin' toast the minute another hurricane comes this way. And where do they fall? On people's roofs of course! Fuck those tall skinny weak-ass trees! Another funny thing- my brother stopped on the way to the screamy one's house to buy lighters. I had bought a 5-pack of Bics and have a couple more besides that (I lose a lot of lighters so I stock up, but when I just bought a lot of 'em, then I find the ones I lost before but if I don't buy more then I'm stuck with fuckin' matches) but he didn't want Bics, he wanted "the good lighters that don't burn your fingers." Shit, I been using Bics for a long, long time- and I wasn't only lighting cigarettes either. I done all sorts of interesting shit with lighters, and I always buy Bic- the only lighters for real crackheads/ junkies/ potheads/ speed freaks. My brother can't operate one of those, so he bought them long-ass lighters, I call 'em bong lighters but I think they are called BBQ lighters to earth folk... not sure. Doesn't really matter, actually LESS chance of losing a lighter if they aren't going around. But I did get to make fun of my brother's "sensitive little thumbs" all night, and that was all right. Plus, after lighting a couple fireworks off, everyone was asking me for "one of the regular lighters" anyway! Hah, Bic lighters rule!

I got an ipod for my birthday from my parents! Hooray! It is black and holds 80GB of memory. I already have over 70 songs on it and I got it on the 2nd after we ate dinner at Great American Steakhouse, which is my favorite local place to eat, if I'm not footing the bill. Very expensive, but fuckin' awesome.

Oh to the person who leaves long diatribes of shit that I've already heard before (just read the OLD comments, you'll see!) and then repeats it in the next post- I hope this isn't gonna become a pattern. I'm having a drink and all the MADD mamas and anyone else who thinks they are better than me for it can kiss the fattest, whitest part of my fat, white ass. Kay? Kay! But I do notice that you are the only hater, and someone did ask why I only responded to negative posts- and that was a very good point. So I send hugs and kisses out to my loyal fans: Melody, Jamie, Libby, Cocaine Princess, Victoria, K1tten, Greggie (do you still read this? answer me on here if you do), anyone I forgot I apologize but I got plenty of love to spread around. Just ask anyone with a hundred bucks, they'll tell ya! Hah! Happy fourth, y'all!

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hee, I like that you call me out.

Libby

Anonymous said...

Hey Gorgeous,

Of course I still read you, because your the best and it's time you realize it !!!

Pimp dude Greg ( You know your my main ho )

Cocaine Princess said...

Hey sweet Michelle,
I even say a little prayer for you and your baby each night to be always safe, happy and healthy. Such a sweetheart you are. Thank you from my heart for the shout out!

Snickers ice cream bar, those are delicious. I get attacked by mosquitoes too and of course they attack you, you're soooo sweet and they love your sweet blood.

Hope you had a fantastic Independence Day.

XOXOXOXO,
Cocaine Princess

Cocaine Princess said...

P.S. Those who leave you negative comments, keep this quote close to your heart:

'Illegitimi non carborundum'

translation:
don't let the bastards grind you down.

-the people who leave you nasty comments or judge you obviously lead pathetic lives and enjoying bring others down to make themselves feel better. Never forget, you are a good and beautiful person!

XOXOXOXO,
Cocaine Princess

Anonymous said...

Bravo to your comments about Barack. The guy is a total idiot, racist, asshole and hipocrit!!!! I agree, McCain, is not much better, but he IS the better of the 2 evils. Scary to think about the future of our country for the next 4 years!

Anonymous said...

i'm writing ron paul in. popular vote doesn't count anyway. our officials in office are selected, not elected...think about it before our entire country goes down the drain.

NAFTA Super Highway/Trans-Texas Corridor (Highway connecting Mexico through the US, to Canada.

The NAU, or North American Union, which erases our borders and makes the three countries, truly one continent (think the EU, or European Union, with the implementation of the Euro).

it's coming...arm yourselves with the knowledge the mainstream media does not tell you about. people in numbers are more powerful than one-man-armies.

Anonymous said...

and i second the snickers ice cream bars...A-MAZ-ING.

Anonymous said...

Nah cocaine princess. I don't write comments becuase i lead a pathectic life and need to bring others down to lift myself up. I just want the baby to have a healthy and happy mom. i have actually met michelle and think that she has a lot to offer her baby. she is really smart, has a hilarious sense of humor, and has made some bad decisions. Ive made some shitty decisions too. Not decisions that were just bad for me but dangerous for other people as well. Michelle, just do wht's right for your baby. it's not about you anymore.