condoms don't exist here in Palm Beach County

It is 3am (well, actually now it's almost 5 but I woke up at 3) and I'm dopesick. Someone I know moved in right up the street (walking distance), I never pictured him in this neighborhood. It will be too easy to get shit now if I want to- and yeah, I checked, the phone number is the damn same. I haven't even attempted to get shit, and I hope it stays that way. I went outside to burn a cig and there was a kitten crying and walking all over the street in front of my house. I yell "kitten!" and it runs up the driveway, I open the screen door and yell "kitten!" again and it runs up onto the front porch. Not a stray cat, someones pet obviously. So I brought her some tuna (I have no cat food) and am keeping her on the front porch until I find out whose kitten. I put a note on the door so no one opens that door and the kitten gets in (my lil bro is super allergic to cats, and it could fuck him up since he's coming home from UF for the summer sometime soon). Greg sent a new pic- hooray! I can replace the crackhead-looking one in the corner! I can't wait until the clinic opens, I usually don't wake up sick like this, it's just... tonight.

I don't really have much to post, but I wanted to answer some of these comments- god I laughed my ass off!!!!

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jin- I don't know fuck about politics, but I do know what a racist sounds like, especially since I am one (kinda).

taxitalk- How old is your kid?

anon 1- 1) Oooh, a stab to the heart! Ha! 2) I thought I was full of shit and every word I said was a lie- you'd call DCF on the strength of a lie? You haters are great! 3) Actually it's cause I'm high-risk and it was hard finding a dr, but thanks for your concern.

anon 2/jamie- No, but that's a good question. : )

fatal-rage- Thanks.

anon 3- Yes! I knew I'd get a comment like this! Awesome!!! I called Obama a nigger because I think it's ridiculous that he can say racist shit on national TV and still have supporters (and still be in the race for presidency, wow!) but if I say some racist shit on my little free blog, I get flamed flamed flamed- and I'm fuckin' nobody! If he can hate white people on national TV, I can hate him back on my blog. No one is paying ME for my opinion- I don't have to listen to you! Hah! Thanks for proving my point. Not that it matters- I don't vote anyway. "White-trash meddling alter ego!" Cool! I didn't know my alter-ego was white trash, I thought I was 100% white trash! I'd rather be white trash than black trash any day of the fucking week. But he's not even a nigger, he's a HALF BREED!!!! Run away!!!!

anon 4- What is this shit with tracing IP addresses? I know what it means, I just don't know how you could find out about someones mental illness just by the IP address. What does my IP say about me? Dying to know. And no making fun- I never claimed to know fuck about computers. Making this blog pretty much exhausts my techno-knowledge- that and recording shit on Tivo.

anon 5- He's not a muslim. Just a half breed lying nigga!

anon 6- AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I need more comments like this. Fucking funny shit.

anon 7- See girl, I had no idea. I knew it'd be shitty if I had to go to the public health clinic, so I bounced around different docs (I am high risk for all the obvious reasons, and cause I have hep C) and still ended up sitting in that shithole for hours. Well, it made a good story at least, right?

mark_in_fl- Only if it's the drive in- I don't like theaters cause you can't smoke or drink (I'm not drinking now, but I'm not gonna be dry forever).

anon 8- I know who the father is. But you wouldn't know him anyways, no would you?

anon 9- I say the same thing when people cuss someone out over not liking Ricky Williams of the Dolphins, or whatever sports guy/politician/Hollywood fool they are backing. Why spew so much venom because of Obama? Do you really think that he'd defend you if someone was talking shit about you? Hell no! He doesn't give a fuck about you... wait, are ya black? Then he gives a shit in theory only. If you're white- he hates you, don't question it. Listen- my opinions about politics don't amount to a bird's fart in a hurricane! So don't get so bent out of shape.

jake- Thanks jake! I knew that IPtracing-multiple personality stuff was a bunch of shit, and that proves it. That's not sarcasm either.

anon 10- Yeah, condoms don't exist here in Palm Beach County.