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- dirrty dirrty, SoFla, United States
- Nothing is more important than practicing our personal freedoms every chance we get, with the possible exception of protecting freedoms that we not only dislike, but truly and fundamentally disagree with in our hearts. Without the first amendment, America wouldn't be America. We would be nothing without these freedoms. No First Amendment creates Hitler and Mao, while a healthy First Amendment creates David Duke and Reverend Jeremiah Wright- hell of a difference. If you don't like what I say, that's fine- but support my right to say it.
bumping this shit will make you cool
i'm as surprised as you are...
much motherfucking clown love
9 comments:
Oh my God that is so FUNNY!!
cute. I love it.
1. *Cheese*
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.
2. *Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.
3. *Shoulder*
My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.
4. * Texas *
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!
5. *Herpes*
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.
6. *July*
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!
7. *Rectum*
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!
8. *Chicken*
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.
9. *Wheelchair*
We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry wheelchair
10. *Chicken* *wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
11. *Harassment*
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey harassment nothing to me.
12. *Bishop*
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.
13. *Body wash*
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.
14. *Budweiser*
That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?
Hahaha, that's fucking hilarious! Any more gems like that? In fact, anyone with funny jokes is welcome, hell is encouraged, to post them here in "da comments"! Thanks fer that laugh after a shitty night filled with sad baby screams. :(
shelley
Sorry to hear Jaz was screaming all night...the joys of motherhood.
Jaz feeling better?
Yea, thanks for the warning girl.
Oh well, they can think what they want. Real recognizes real.
I haven't gotten shit from anyone. I could have, but, alas I didnt. Oh well. Thanks for being the ONE person who DIDNT jump on the band wagon without the facts. Either call me, or hit me up on gmail talk, Ill SPILL EVERYTHING! Everything you EVER wanted to know about opie and the liars that are there. Mods and admins included! <3
11. *seen*
The teacher told Greg to use the word seen in a sentence. Greg replies: The direction I selected, was familiar to me because it was how I arrived at the carny seen.
hi michelle
i've been reading your blog awhile, congratulations on the baby & the kicking. i gotta say it's pretty admirable what you're doing.
so. i know here isnt the place to ask this but, since opio is where i found your blog and all: (i've been reading opio for more than a year now) after waiting and waiting for the registration to be open and clicking the registration button only so hopefully to no avail.. i'm gonna ask you here.. hope i dont annoy you too much. ah. anyway dont wanna make this too long. could you pls in let me know if there's any way to get registered? i've spent SO many hours on opio and i duno, am so stupidly obsessed to be on it, people there seem so genuinely concerned about harm reduction, and overall seem chill to socialize with.. anyway pls pls let me know howw. i'd donate to the site gladly if that'll help or.. if you know anyone from the site with maybe a spare ID they dont want they could uh..generally eh.. let me know~ *wink*
sigh. so there. i apologize again for this banter unrelated to your blog but would so appreciate it girl if you could reply here, or email me at dlrudnj@gmail.com
hope jasmyne's doing well. she's beyond adorable and seems so tiny and cute. you totally make a hot mom too. ciao :)
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