Just real quickly...
George Carlin, the best comedian in the damn country, died on Sunday. I gotta give my props to this man- no one has made me laugh more than Carlin. No one! The title of my blog is actually a George Carlin quote: "Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music." All him, stolen by me cause I thought it was cool. So, mad props to the funniest, raunchiest, not-giving-a-fuckiest comic ever to grab a microphone. GEORGE CARLIN!!!!!
And this just happened and I hafta say it: I just received a survey in the mail from the Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office (PBSO), stating that I had "received their services at my home" and they wanted me to fill out the survey about that experience. You know how I received their services at my home? I got arrested for an old-ass warrant! He came to my house to take me to jail, and now wants to know how I feel about that? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Florida LEOs just fucking suck, but at least they give me funny stories to tell.
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