Thursday, June 26, 2008

RIP Mr. Carlin

Just real quickly...

George Carlin, the best comedian in the damn country, died on Sunday. I gotta give my props to this man- no one has made me laugh more than Carlin. No one! The title of my blog is actually a George Carlin quote: "Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music." All him, stolen by me cause I thought it was cool. So, mad props to the funniest, raunchiest, not-giving-a-fuckiest comic ever to grab a microphone. GEORGE CARLIN!!!!!

And this just happened and I hafta say it: I just received a survey in the mail from the Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office (PBSO), stating that I had "received their services at my home" and they wanted me to fill out the survey about that experience. You know how I received their services at my home? I got arrested for an old-ass warrant! He came to my house to take me to jail, and now wants to know how I feel about that? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Florida LEOs just fucking suck, but at least they give me funny stories to tell.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

I fucking hate cops.

Jerome said...

"I fucking hate cops"

-Word

Anonymous said...

I got a DUI a month ago- first time I have ever been arrested. I never met so many assholes in one day in my life.

In addition, the losers (niggers) that work at the jail stole my 2 carrot wedding bands, diamond earrings and seiko watch.


So yeah, I hate cops.

Melody said...

Hey girl, glad to hear that you and baby J. are doing so well and you look healthy as fuck too.From my experience, methadone babies are super active, during and post pregnancy, so you are in for alot more "dancing" from your baby girl. I don't envy you your cop experiences, where I come from cops are supreme assholes, like they get their inspiration from the LAPD. They also have no problem harrassing or even laying hands on a pregnant girl, especially if she is a present or even past addict. So glad it didn't come to that with you.Take care of yourself and that sweet little girl, as if I even have to tell you. You're doing just fine.

Anonymous said...

"In addition, the losers (niggers) that work at the jail stole my 2 carrot wedding bands, diamond earrings and seiko watch."

they should have beat your ass too!

Cocaine Princess said...

Hello sweet Michelle,
There was a section in my newspaper dedicated to George Carlin when he passed away with numerous quotes said by him. One of them I found entertaining:

'If God had intended us not to masturbate he would've made our arms shorter.'

P.S. I'm a fan of cops either.

XOXOXOXO,
Cocaine Princess

Anonymous said...

To Anonymous who said...

I got a DUI a month ago- first time I have ever been arrested. I never met so many assholes in one day in my life.

In addition, the losers (niggers) that work at the jail stole my 2 carrot wedding bands, diamond earrings and seiko watch.


So yeah, I hate cops.

___________________

In response to you moronic post...

You wouldn't be dealing with the cops if you hadn't driven drunk and risked the lives of others, fuckhead. You caused the fucking problem, not them. My husband was almost killed by an idiot drunk driver, and still suffers from very serious injuries as a result of the accident. You're a selfish prick and I'm glad your shit was stolen, and only hope next time they rape your ass too, and beat the shit out of you. Drink and do as much dope as you want, but don't get behind the wheel of a car and hurt others, asshole. Have some responsibility before you kill an entire family.