Monday, August 4, 2008

tips for maintaining such an awesome blog



^^this is the fattest I've ever been, ever^^

This will be short- although every time I say that, it ends up being kinda long. It's because I start to rant and rave about some stupidity and it never ends. All I can do is try.


First off, I need to give *mad props* to my girl Melody for sending me baby clothes in the mail. She is one generous chick and I got love for her. My favorite so far is the little pink booties with skull and crossbones on it... fucking excellent. When the kiddo is born I shall post pictures of her in the cute stuff she sent. Melody girl, thanks for being my friend. Warm fuzzies in your direction, and I will help you out any way I can, whether now or in the future, because you have helped me lots. Shout out!! :)

There have been others asking if they could send me stuff, only a few on here but many more through email and IM and the different forums I hang out at. I would love to be able to accept such gifts, but alas I have no PO box and can't just be giving my address out randomly to folks on the internet. I'm not scared to get a letter bomb or anything (I can pick them out by the smell, hah) but as y'all know I am having a baby soon and can't be letting the universe know where I live. I might get a PO box or "virtual address" at some point, but at the moment it is a luxury I can't afford.

That is not to say I don't want people to help me out. Far from it! I set up a "verified" PayPal account and am more than willing to accept donations. You can see it as virtual panhandling, or helping a bitch out in her time of need, or maybe as tips for maintaining such an awesome blog for nearly 2 years now. Of course there are those of you who won't be able to resist leaving comments that read kinda like "I would never send you money even if I was a millionaire, you'll just stick it in your arm, blah blah blah you suck". But that is a risk I am willing to take :) Anyone who is willing and able, please click on the "donate" button on the right side of the screen. It lets you tip me through PayPal or with a credit card. Thanks in advance to anyone who hooks me up in this very helpful way! I am having one hell of a time coming up with cash lately...

I LOVE MY FRIENDS AND MY HATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


***** selected replies *****

"You never fail at making my laugh at how completely stupid and self centered you are ... I'm seriously thinking about starting a pool as to when your child gets taken away from you."
I'm glad I can make you laugh, but you make me yawn and roll my eyes. I'm stupid, I'm scum, I don't deserve to be a mom, DCF is gonna grab my kid the minute his feet leave my snatch, blah blah blah. Don't you have anything new to talk about? And I used to think you were one of the more creative flamers... I have been wrong before though.

"I ASSUME COME SEPT. THE SOUTH PARK KIDS WILL BE GOING OFF TO SCHOOL ? LIFE WILL BE A LITTLE LESS NOISEY ?"
See, that's the worst part! Yes they will be leaving in September, but then baby Jaz will be born! So I'll never get any fucking peace and quiet! The timing is all screwed up.

"Hey, I would like to send you and baby Jaz something."
Click the "donate" button please! It would be very much appreciated, and if I get a PO box I will let you know right away.

"I am also in "Sofla" as you call it, acshuley (spelling!?) in lake Worth near 8thSouth and Fedreal Hway do u no where Bel Air apartments r!? That is where I stay, and I am very fassinated by the "dixie girlz" and why or how they do there jobs every day nite!! The only 1 I no is Peyer-angela however u spell that, do u no her!? She lives in the same area southeast side LakeWorth and works on DIxie!? "
Yeah I know where BelAir apts are- I lived in Scandia, and Lake Worth Motel (aka Dragon Motel), and Carolina apts, and Lisa II apts. South side L-Dub was my part of town for a very long time, so if you lived in BelAir apts and were "fascinated" by the Dixie trick-sies, you have definitely seen me. My pics are posted- *have* you seen me? I rode around in the camper truck (which I of course won't describe online, but if you lived there you must've seen the camper truck at least once or twice). Of course I look different [read: fatter] than I did back when I stayed out there. As for Pierangela (that's how you spell her name, btw) hells yes I know her! I hooked her up tons of times, and last time I was locked up in county we were bunkies. I met one of my dope connects through her and everything. :)

"If she wants to perform for money, just like the rest of the population does to earn a living, and nobody is getting hurt, and all involved are in agreement ( all people leave with a smile on there face ). This is not a crime in my eyes."
Aaaaaaaaaa-men -------!! [name not printed to protect anonymity] ;)

"I just wanted to let you know that I have been EXACTlY were you are right now (preg on done) and you are doing the RIGHT thing no body will take ur baby not that it's even a concern! ... Also I'd like to get something for you and munchkin, u have a wish list somewhere??"
I appreciate the support. I'm not scared of anyone taking the baby. I quit smoking pot and everything... well it's been bout 3 days now, but you gotta start somewhere. My dr specifically told me to stay on the methadone, so as you said it's not even a concern. As for the wish list thing, I gots the donation box for now. If you want to help, that's the best way to do it!

"I just see this posted in a comment, did you really said that?Yes she did. On opiophile."
Between ^this^ and Jake's same old commentary, I am experiencing some severe deja-vu. I thought I had been over this. If I say something HERE you don't like, then by all means yell at me HERE. If I say something on OPIOPHILE that you don't like, yell at me on OPIOPHILE. Don't be dragging shit back and forth, it's cowardly. If you had balls, you'd speak your mind on the forum in front of the other members instead of anonymously on the blog.

"your alot nicer than me, i would have thrown their shit in the street by now."
If I threw it in the street, they could easily go get it. I threw it in a dumpster a couple cities away, which got emptied that same morning. I did warn them!

31 comments:

Carrion Doll said...

no when i throw shit in the street it is not salvageable, it's some broke ass shit, lol.

also have you thought about registering at babys r us or anything? or does require giving out your address. i can't remember, my last kid was born almost 9 yrs ago.

i can't wait to see the stuff melody sent for the baby. i love skulls.

you look so cute in that purple dress all preggo.

Des said...

I was gonna say the same thing as carrion doll, you can register at many different stores where the buyer doesnt see your addy.. This would be specially helpful for those who have cc at the particular store..
Regardless dona on the way!

ps. your not fat your pregnant and you look cute in yur sunday gear!

Melody said...

So glad you liked the gifts girlie, I was hoping you would seeing as how we have similar tastes and all. Big kisses comin' atcha from a New Mexico-like direction. Melody

Anonymous said...

Nice pics.

I thought you would laugh at this article:

Fla. man dials 911, complains his sub had no sauce

Mon Aug 4, 3:56 PM ET

The sauce for a spicy Italian sandwich was apparently a must have for one Florida man. The man, Reginald Peterson, called 911 twice after a sandwich shop left off the sauce.

Peterson initially called the emergency number Thursday so that officers could have his subs made correctly, according to a police report. The second call was to complain that police officers weren't arriving fast enough.

Subway workers told police that Peterson, 42, became belligerent and yelled when they were fixing his order. They locked him out of the store when he left to call police.

When officers arrived, they tried to calm Peterson and explain the proper use of 911. Those efforts failed, and he was arrested on a charge of making false 911 calls.

Peterson did not have a listed phone number.

Libby

Anonymous said...

You mean to tell me that as a prospective mother **** seven months pregnant **** that you did not prepare for this special event finacially, get your fat lazy ass out there and get a job like my wife did when she was expecting !

Jake said...

Looking at those pictures.... you know, I have the same thought go through my head every time I see a picture of you. And I'm being serious here.

Are you retarded? Like legally? Been tested and everything? Maybe it's the slack-mouth-always-open-looks-like-you're-drooling look you give the camera. Or that way your head is always tilted. Or how it looks like you're chewing on your tounge.

Holy shit!! Is Lucas the father? That explains everything. Your parents... they're siblings right? Or cousins? And then they had a retarded kid... you... and now you and your brother are going to have a double retarded kid.

Sweet Jesus. This explains EVERYTHING.

CindyB1 said...

Jake, you are truly a piece of work. I have no idea how you can spew such hatred for someone you don't even know. I wonder how you treat your friends, assuming you have any.

Anonymous said...

JAKE YOU SUCH A CHILD ! A LITTLE BOY WITH NO FRIENDS , AND NEVER EVEN HAD A GIRL . LET ME GUESS YOU LIVE AT HOME WITH MOM ? JJ

Anonymous said...

I kinda see what Jake is saying...not to be mean at all...but those descriptions of her picture taking smile has made me think the same thing. Well not as indepth as Jake has...

Melody said...

Hey girlie girl, I knew the second I saw those chucks that they were for Jaz. I'm so glad you like 'em, that lil girl deserves to be decked out in style! You know you got a friend in New Mexico baby. Say hi to Greg and the lil one for me. Kisses from me to you, Melody

Anonymous said...

I think that Michelle is just giddy with happiness in her pregancy and about her baby's arrival.

She truly looks happy to me. Her old pictures were kind of scowly.

Just my 2 cents.

Libby

JAKE SAID ... said...

IM sorry , Ive been wrong in the comments Ive made about you . I hope you can see fit to forgive me .

Anonymous said...

THERE YOU GO JAKE , YOU DID THE RIGHT THING HERE AND WE ARE ALL PROUD OF YOU . JJ

Michelle said...

Oh poop, that's not Jake @6:52, what are ya tryin to prove with that? Let him think I'm shit, it's just dirt off *my* shoulder.

michelle

Anonymous said...

It seems that annoying loser libby is everywhere these days. UGH!

who runs the souf? said...

Will be in ur town day after tommorrow if u want 2 do something, I cant promise I wont be tweaky but I wont have anything on me if I go to westcounty too c u ok, I woulda called but I think ken hates me ever since the 'air conditianer incident' back home so call me u know the number and we can arrange to have lunchies or whatever, I gotta see the girl whos gonna birth my "neeice" all my brothers just have sons, I can take u to whatever store u want and have a shopping spree I got a new CC with no limit harhar!! It will b activeted tonite 5pm so I will send u a "donation" it goes thru paypal right, I just have to wait for the new card cuz all my old CCs are over there limit and Im not getting any more$$$ until i hit bellglade. O and I saw what u wrote on forum, u do have a friend here even tho I still talk to micheal, hes off drugs and it doesnt matter hell Im happy ur clean for baby me n u took a BLOOD OATH we will always b friends or did u forget that day in da swamp??? I no u didnt forget...

love4life,
ELLIOTT

Carrion Doll said...

anonymous YOU are the annoying loser here hun. Libby is a very nice girl

Cocaine Princess said...

Hello Michelle,
You look great in the pictures, such a healthy glow. Pregnancy suits you quite well. I for one don't think you rant. I can't wait to see a pic of your angel in the skull outfit. Keep healthy and stay safe.

XOXOXOXO,
Cocaine Princess

Carrion Doll said...

ty for the comments on my blog. your such an awesome beautiful woman. and you are doing so well by you and your baby. some ppl want to put you down for what you were but how many ppl can come back from the hell that you have been in and be doing so well. lots of love for you and baby jaz.

Jake said...

Marry me, Shelley

Anonymous said...

Another comment on opiophile showing Shelly's true colors:

"im looking forward to after baby is born
so me and bf can go out one night and get plastered drunk"

Honey, you won't have to worry about how much time you have to get drunk and high. You won't have that baby long. DCF doesn't look kindly on kids born addicted to methadone and weed whose mother is a prostitute. At the very least you will have to contend with home visits, contracts, etc.

jake said...

Shelly , I cant marry you , becouse you dont have a cock ! I wouldnt know what to do !

Anonymous said...

Gee, I wonder who the dickhead that is Jake and the other anonymous folk are that say the same shit??

I would have to say BiLLi as he likes it spelled.


Libby- At least I sign my fucking name

des said...

I truely believe that Jake is in love with you.. The time he took looking at your pix and shit is borderline stalker!

I think if you let him down easy he wont kill himself! Or maybe he will. He need too! Asshole!

Anonymous said...

You're not a moron, but your actions suggest otherwise. I enjoy reading your blog, in fact, if you can find a decent editor, I'm sure you could turn your experiences into a book/biography that I, among others, would purchase.

If that is your ultimate goal, more power to you. On the other hand, if this blog is not simply a means to a nice payoff, I pity your unborn child. But you're too smart for that, right? You have to be, for your child's sake...

how can you have a beautiful ending without making beautiful mistakes said...

hello, thank you for the comments on my blog - and don't worry, i never take anything political personal :) i do hope you are taking care of yourself b/c that little baby inside you needs to - and for your own sake of course! i don't think you're stupid in the slightest...just a bit misguided for a little bit in your life & you're owning up to your responsibility. Well, let me tell you I just quit smoking cigarettes cold turkey and I've never felt healthier. I will send some of the better energy in my life your way & hope you can come out of this pregnancy 100% free of vice...but we all have a little bad (I can't stop eating now). So good luck to you & I enjoy your blog. It makes me happy, sad and angry all at the same time. Rub the belly for me :)

Cocaine Princess said...

Hi Michelle,
So sorry about hearing you maybe under house arrest. How many days? My only suggestion is rent as many DVDs as you can to pass the time and surround yourself with loved ones who can carry a conversation. I'm sure you'll still have lots to blog about. Hope you and baby are happy and healthy. I can't wait to see MIRRORS. The trailer looks freaky.

XOXOXOXO,
Cocaine Princess

JAKE said...

I hate myself , selfloather ! There for I cant say anything good about anyone else . Im working on it though . If you see me getting out of line with my comments , please correct me . Thanks

Anonymous said...

Hey Gorgeous,

Remember these five words, Drugs are not an option. Alert mind, calm body, I am in control ! ! !

Dying4Something2Live4 said...

Where have you been hun? hopefully everythings cool.

Anonymous said...

I agree with Jake’s comment.
Your passive acceptance of your bf suggestion (the porn movie) shows that your mind is totally under his control. You don’t even worry about your child’s safe. Look at your body language, shows how abused you are. Two bad boyfriend experiences don’t make every man in the world bad. There are plenty of nice “normal” guys who can give you the love and support you deserve.
I had a friend who always argued with her boyfriends and ended up always getting beat up. Where she hung out to meet her boyfriends? Biker bars. But she kept saying that they were just really mis-understood. But she kept getting beat up and didn't understand why.
How can you stay away from drugs and your past life if you are attached to your pimp, the one that provides the drugs, and gets your money?