Tuesday, January 15, 2008

hard out here for a pimp

Wow, 41 comments, mostly consisting of shit-talking! I feel so goddamned important! Thanks for the support, baby brother, but I'm straight. You know how I feel about what random strangers think about me... it's equal to a sparrow's fart in a hurricane. I got so much shit going on for real (the hurricane) that I just don't feel the hate (little sparrow toots) coming from people I will never even meet in real life. Hah!

The shit-talking didn't keep me away, 'twas my own junkyness keeping me away in that I didn't have time to get to the library and update. I logged on today for the first time in over a week, if I'm not mistaken.

I found a cellphone on a motel room floor! It's a LG Verizon phone, mp3 player, camera, all sorts of cool shit. Anyone who wants it, email me.

One of my dealers got busted! Then 3 new people came out of the woodwork (or out of my friends' houses) to replace her. Hooray! Now I know 5 dope dealers!

Me and Greg are back together. I love that man, really I do, and I'm stuck to him like hell even though he is very mean to me sometimes. But hell, I understand. It's hard out here for a pimp.

45 comments:

Anonymous said...

So are you pregnant and positive with HIV?

JenniferAshley said...

Why don't you donate the phone?

Anonymous said...

She didn't find a phone at a motel. Shelly will lie about anything, big or small.

Anonymous said...

Shelley,
You have to understand why some of the people reacted the way they did. There were some very serious statements on a website/blog that were made by you which then came to be false (per Lucsas). This is why there was so much shit talking.
The phone you found is bugged.
Armor

Anonymous said...

Why not donate your phone???

1) Who the fuck finds a cell phone...Then calls around to see which charity accepts stolen property as a donation.
2) Then gets a ride to go drop it off???

Shelly you attract the biggest idiots to your blog, kinda like a fucking idiot magnet.


Keep writing and let the fucking tools keep posting their pointless comments about your life. As they seek some relevance or importance in their lives by dragging you down.


If all you fucktards are so great and holy and your writing is so relevant and captivating why not post your shit on your blog for all to read.... oh wait noone cares what you think or have to say. So you force it here on Shelly's blog in her comments. Hopping someone will see it since most of us care what she says and enjoy reading about her.

I can only hope that most of you and your parents are involved in horrible farm equipment mishaps that prevent you from having more small brained idiots.

Its a shame Aids has not hit the stupid instead of the gay.... The world would be so much better if the jeniferashley's of the world died of aids..... Ahhh to dream

Anonymous said...

I can only hope that most of you and your parents are involved in horrible farm equipment mishaps that prevent you from having more small brained idiots.

You sound like one of those idiotic opiophile losers. You are all so moronic. I see why you hang out together-- when a bunch of losers get together it;s easy to delude yourselves that you are not the losers that you are.

Anonymous said...

"You sound like one of those idiotic opiophile losers. You are all so moronic. I see why you hang out together-- when a bunch of losers get together it;s easy to delude yourselves that you are not the losers that you are."



This is the post of someone who really enjoys being a judgemental asshole, and now that the bitch fest at Michelle is winding down... they wish to keep throwing superiority darts through cyber space at someone... anyone... because they TRULY have nothing better to do. :-)

Thumbs up and a big high five!

-Scarlettt

Anonymous said...

Really, if you only come on here in order to talk shit and stuff, why do you even bother?? Oh yea, most of you have no life and feel the need to critique someone else so you can feel better about yourselves. Like I keep saying, if you don't like it DONT READ THE FUCKING BLOG..

Boston Joe

Markit said...

Michelle,
I thought you'd get a kick out of this:

http://www.scangeorgia.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&p=145560

Peace

Anonymous said...

"Shelly you attract the biggest idiots to your blog, kinda like a fucking idiot magnet."

Just like you, huh? Birds of a feather, flock together.

".... oh wait noone cares what you think or have to say."

Apparentally YOU do!

"I can only hope that most of you and your parents are involved in horrible farm equipment mishaps that prevent you from having more small brained idiots.

Its a shame Aids has not hit the stupid instead of the gay.... The world would be so much better if the jeniferashley's of the world died of aids....."

You are pathatic.

an entertaining crook is still a crook said...

Love all the Shelley supporters here! Keep fighting the good fight, so that our hero can keep on sharing her stories of love and light and inspiring us all to greater heights in life.
You gotta be kidding! Yeah, she can be entertaining, but you're being entertained by (semi-) true stories of sucking a dozen herpes-encrusted cocks a day so that she can buy heroin and crack.
And you give shit to people who criticize this? She admits to ripping people off, basically stealing someone's car, knocking people out for their drugs, etc etc. And she's the hero?
What exactly are you supporting here?
Her right to free speech is the same as everyone's. That she leaves these posts on here, including one identifying her by full name, shows not only that she is fucked in the head, but that she has a very real death wish.
I wish her well, but think that the critical posts here may serve far more purpose than the so-called friends who tell her to keep on bein' a junky ho.
If not for the criticism, she might now have learned that her beloved brother is sick of her worthless lifestyle.
Read his blog; he's trying hard everyday to do something useful with his life.
Good on ya, bro.
If only your sister would use her talents for more than supporting organized crime...
But hey, keep on tellin' her that it's all good.
Maybe you'll wake up and realize a little tough love was the right idea when you read her obituary.
Shelley, you could be having so much more fun than you are now. Living in a truck on the roadside with a pathetic loser pimp? Man, that guy must be the lowest of the low. You can do so much better than that. Or, maybe not...

Anonymous said...

Whoops, sorry 'bout the ending to the last post. Faulty pronoun reference; din't mean to imply that her bro was condoning her actions.
I respect his honesty in his letter to her here. If only more folks would be that real.
I wish Shelley all the best.
Those of you who call yourselves her "supporters" can keep on wishing her all the worst.

Anonymous said...

Do you really think that Greg is real?

Anonymous said...

Hmmm, interesting point. Maybe this whole blog is a sham, and we'll all show up on some reality tv show soon: Fake Blogs and the Suckers Who Believe Them!

Anonymous said...

I don't know, maybe.... But let me tell you. I'm having lots of fun with all this crap.

Linda W said...

As much fun as that time Shelley stayed up all night trying to bang some blow and made hundreds of needle holes in her body and got blood all over herself and everywhere but still couldn't get off?
Now that's fun!!
But gosh, these other folks are right; we should just shut up and tell her it's all wonderful and encourage her to continue on as she is. Next time someone breaks into your car or home or steals your stuff, just think of the fact that they're a poor, sad addict who we should all be encouraging.
Go get 'em, junkies! Show us all what freedom and joy and usefulness to others is all about.
The real issue here is that Shelley is obviously intelligent, but still not smart enough to give a shit about anybody but her own miserable self.
But hey, let's not discuss that and maybe thereby make her or even just one other reader here realize that a life focussed on only one's self will never bring fulfillment or happiness.
You go, girl!

Browser said...

You all should stop posting on her blog. She was happy with the 41 comments, even tho they were mostly "shit talkers" as she says. Quit wasting your time, she doesn't give a damn.

Anonymous said...

How on earth did you find that?

At least I wasn't shit talking and probably got her some traffic on her blog.

Libby

Anonymous said...

Libby is a jinkie also.

taxitalk said...

hey at least I got a blog for you kids to read, I find phones all the time, I throw them off the bridges, It make me feel good about my life hahahahahaha

Anonymous said...

No asshole, I am not. I have volunteered for harm reduction causes.

L

Linda W said...

"You all should stop posting on her blog. She was happy with the 41comments, even tho they were mostly "shit talkers" as she says. Quit wasting your time, she doesn't give a damn."

She was "happy" because she fiends for attention, hence this blog and her insane openness about her name and family details.
So our posts are in fact a sign of success to her!
But, all success comes with a price, and this price is that maybe one or two of the "shit-talkers" are intelligent people who actually care about strangers and may have even been in their shoes once a long time ago, and maybe they will share some thoughts that might help someone, probably not Shelley, but maybe one of the readers.
Is that bad in some way?
Seems to be exactly what blogs are here for: the open sharing of viewpoints and ideas. Shelley is bright enough to understand this, even if you're not.
I wish she'd take the identifying stuff off of here, though. I really do feel sorry for her fam.
But in any case, for those of you who like a little love along with the darkness, check this out. It's sappy, but it's also very touching.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JiJzqXxgxo
If Shelley and the rest of us would open our hearts enough, we'd find all the love we need, not from drugs or religion or any other artificial stimulants, but from the beauty and love on display in nature everyday, at every moment.
It's all in how you choose to see the world.
Do one little nice thing for someone today, with zero thought of recompense, and see how nice that makes you feel...
Best drug I've ever found. It's always free and only keeps getting you higher and higher.

Anonymous said...

"But, all success comes with a price, and this price is that maybe one or two of the "shit-talkers" are intelligent people"




No doubt you're including yourself in that statement.



p.s. - Yawn

Anonymous said...

"No asshole, I am not. I have volunteered for harm reduction causes."

Yeah, asshole, you are. Funny how the blog where you wrote about your drinking, drugging and sex expoits is now gone (not that different from Shelly, eh). Do you actually thinik we believe that the people you communicated through the blogs were hardcore junkies- e.g., Gledwood, but your frrindship was to provide harm reduction. You're full of shit like Shelly.

Anonymous said...

You have me confused with someone else. I never had a blog.

ian said...

i dont get why people come here to flame her. if you dont like what she is doing at least be nice about and tell her how you feel, just dont sit there talk shit and call her a junky whore. have some compassion, she is going thru tough shit just like a lot of people (including me) that read cause we can relate to the drugs, sex, homelessness, etc....

you talk about the people talking shit as the people trying to push her in a different directions but thats not the way to do it.
compassion goes a long way

keep writing shelley...im in a fucked up world too and it helps to read your words

Anonymous said...

Don't stop Shelley, keep writting... So, you two are back together. You told us one time that he is old (in his 50 ), is he in one of the pictures? Is he the one all the way in the back?

Anonymous said...

"Arguing on the internet is like running the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded."

Michelle said...

hahahahahah that last post is fucking hilarious!

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OMG that kitty and the crow video is so cute! I dont care who you are that's just cute. Thanks for the smile!!

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