Friday, December 5, 2008

fuck political correctness!!!!

Oh I just gotta post this!!!! I cannot take credit for it though... shall post where it came from at the bottom okay??? Shelley does NOT plagarize!!

White Guilt is Dead
Free at last, free at last!

By Tom Adkins
Editor's note: This originally appeared in the Philadelphia Inquirer.

Look at my fellow conservatives! There they go, glumly shuffling along, depressed by the election aftermath. Not me. I'm virtually euphoric.
Don't get me wrong. I'm not thrilled with America's flirtation with neo-socialism. But there's a massive silver lining in those magical clouds that lofted Barack Obama to the Presidency. For today, without a shred of intellectually legitimate opposition, I can loudly proclaim to America: The Era of White Guilt is over.
This seemingly impossible event occurred because the vast majority of white Americans didn't give a fluff about skin color, and enthusiastically pulled the voting lever for a black man. Not just any black man. A very liberal black man who spent his early career race-hustling banks, praying in a racist church for 20 years, and actively worked with America-hating domestic terrorists. Wow! Some resume! Yet they made Barack Obama their leader. Therefore, as of November 4th, 2008, white guilt is dead.
For over a century, the millstone of white guilt hung around our necks, retribution for slave-owning predecessors. In the 60s, American liberals began yanking that millstone while sticking a fork in the eye of black Americans, exacerbating the racial divide to extort a socialist solution. But if a black man can become President, exactly what significant barrier is left? The election of Barack Obama absolutely destroys the entire validation of liberal white guilt. The dragon is hereby slain.
So today, I'm feeling a little "uppity," if you will. From this day forward, my tolerance level for having my skin color hustled is now exactly ZERO. And it's time to clean house. No more Reverend Wright's "God Damn America," Al Sharpton's Church of Perpetual Victimization, or Jesse Jackson's rainbow racism. Cornell West? You're a fraud. Go home. All those "black studies" programs that taught kids to hate whitey? You must now thank Whitey. And I want that on the final.
Congressional Black Caucus? Irrelevant. Maxine Waters? Shut up. ACORN? Outlawed. Black Panthers? Go home and pet your kitty. Black separatists? Find another nation that offers better dreams. Go ahead. I'm waiting.
Gangsta rappers? Start praising America. Begin with the Pledge of Allegiance. And please, no more ebonics. Speak English, and who knows where you might end up? Oh, yeah, pull up your pants. Your underwear is showing. You look stupid.
Black Fraternities? Seek diversity. Race card? It's now the joker. Miss Black America? Get in line with all the other lovely ladies. Reparations? Paid.
To those Eurosnots who forged entire careers hating America? I'm still waiting for the first black French President.
And let me offer an equal opportunity whupping. I've always despised lazy white people. Now, I can talk smack about lazy black people.You're poor because you quit school, did drugs, had three kids with three different fathers, and refuse to work. So when you plop your Colt 45-swilling, Oprah watchin' butt on the couch and complain "Da Man is keepin' me down," allow me to inform you: Da Man is now black. You have no excuses.
No more quotas. No more handouts. No more stealing my money because someone's great-great-great-great grandparents suffered actual pain and misery at the hands of people I have no relation to, and personally revile.
It's time to toss that massive, obsolete race-hustle machine upon the heap of the other stupid 60s ideas. [[Drag it over there, by wife swapping, next to dope-smoking. Plenty of room right between free love and cop-killing. Careful, don't trip on streaking. There ya go, don't be gentle. Just dumpit. Wash your hands. It's filthy.]]*
In fact, Obama's ascension created a gargantuan irony. How can you sell class envy and American unfairness when you and your black wife went to IvyLeague schools, got high-paying jobs, became millionaires, bought a mansion,and got elected President? How unfair is that??? Now, Like a delicious O'Henry tale, Obama's spread-the-wealth campaign rendered itself moot by it's own victory! America is officially a meritocracy. Obama's election has validated American conservatism!
So, listen carefully...Wham!!!
That's the sound of my foot kicking the door shut on the era of white guilt. The rites have been muttered, the carcass lowered, dirt shoveled, and tombstone erected. White guilt is dead and buried.
However, despite my glee, there's apparently one small, rabid bastion of American racism remaining. Black Americans voted 96% for Barack Obama. Hmmm. In a color-blind world, shouldn't that be 50-50? Tonight, every black person should ask forgiveness for their apparent racism and prejudice towards white people. Maybe it's time to start spreading the guilt around.

Tom Adkins is the former publisher of CommonConservative(http://commonconservative.com/). He can be reached attomadkinscc@yahoo.com.

[*] for the record, Shelley sees NO problem with wife swapping, dope smoking, free love, cop killing, or streaking.

16 comments:

Greg said...

Hey Gorgeous
Sounds like your a little upset about something, give me a call ...

Anonymous said...

1. Blacks voted for Bill Clinton in the same percentage as they voted for Obama. That indicates to me their vote was not based on race, but on their political viewpoint. Still, there was a lot of truth in your last post.

2. I know it is none of my business, but it bothers me that this gregster would contact you here rather than directly. Jaz does not have the right to demand her father be a part of her life or yours, but she does have a right to child support payments.

3. I trust you remember saying that the "secret to happiness is to always love what you are doing right now instead of worrying about what could have been."

Anonymous said...

Greg is not the father!!!!!!!!

Cocaine Princess said...

I hope all is good with you and your precious little gem.

XOXO,
CP

Melody said...

Hey Shell, I can't comment on your latest post because I am quite possibly the most politically ignorant person on earth, whatever... I'm cool with it.
I just wanted to stop by and show you and Jaz some love and tell you to call me when you get a free minute. Laters babe, Melody

Guess Who said...

Hey Gorgeous
Star Wars,
Greg you are the Faaather !!!
Cool, I always wanted to repeat that line, anyway, I see you later

Anonymous said...

GREG is a loser and has been dipping his wick in other family baskets...be careful Shelley.
And...Greg is not the biological Father, not much of ANY kind of Father for that matter.
He's makin' some $$ somewhere else...

Anonymous said...

So what you are saying is, "Greg is not the Faaather" ( boy, that really messes up the star wars statement)!!!!

We have to get to the bottom of this!!!!

Who, When, Where, and Why ??????

I know the really father is an alien (extraterrestial) and Greg was sent to act like the father because humans would not be able to handle the truth !!!!

But this Greg character is double dipping and receiving money not only from the aleins but an other poor unsuspecting family !!!!

Anonymous said...

NEWS FLASH !!! Wise men found in blogs. Cocaine Princess comes bearing gifts from orient. Greg found in barn with sheep. Michelle changes name to Mary. Jazzus what will happen next this holiday season ?

CindyB1 said...

The Bio father is a guy named Ron or Rob. It is the one she hit in the nose with a bottle of shampoo trying to get away from him. She lived with him for a short time. Greg did not like him and even said that he suspected he would put pinholes in a condom to get Shell PG so he could hang on to her. Well, one plan didn't work cause she left and quickly! Good luck to you Shel and that sweet Jazzy girl!

Anonymous said...

Dont believe what Greg tells you, he cannot count his balls and come up with the same number twice. For reasons I do not want to talk about I believe Jeff Kottcamp is the real father. It is either him or maybe that Larry Birkhead. That much I am sure of!!!

Elizabeth said...

Greg is not a man, so he does not have any balls. The jokes on you, Greg is a girl, who's real name is Elizabeth.

Michelle does not like men because of the way they treated her when she was a hooker. She turned to a women for love an affection.

Baby Jazmyne was conceived by artificial insemination and the doner was Johny Debb

Michelle said...

Why does it hafta be artificial insemination by Johnny Depp? I'da fucked him for sure! I wonder if I can get any money outta that gorgeous SOB..

shelley

Stephen said...

Shelly, I know you from opio. I know you didn't write this article but I have to totally disagree. The election of an African American (I'm from Illinois and have been a supporter of Obama for many years) does not automatically end the institutionalized racism that is found in our system. Is it a big step? Yes of course. Does it mean that Racism no longer exists? Of course not.

Not to mention this article makes very little valid points. It seems the writer is just upset that a person he did not support was elected. In fact he is really pushing it with this article. It is pretty offensive.

Stephen said...

This

"To those Eurosnots who forged entire careers hating America? I'm still waiting for the first black French President.
And let me offer an equal opportunity whupping. I've always despised lazy white people. Now, I can talk smack about lazy black people.You're poor because you quit school, did drugs, had three kids with three different fathers, and refuse to work. So when you plop your Colt 45-swilling, Oprah watchin' butt on the couch and complain "Da Man is keepin' me down," allow me to inform you: Da Man is now black. You have no excuses."

Is simply disgusting.

Anonymous said...

so racism ended BANG after the civil war, no kkk, no disproportionate black unemployment rate,no lynching, no jim crow laws, no racism in the police, government agencies and large corporations etc.
good that obama got in, but that doesnt change 400 years of history. why cant conservatives acknowledge that?
no to the professional victims like sharpton also, things are just beginning to approach an even playing board.
why you bitter, you're 22 with a new child and off the drugs, your life has changed for the better, give thanks and move forward