tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3069370851055279753.post2691981314075786590..comments2023-10-23T11:54:43.543-04:00Comments on Those who dance...: "the cones are pretty self explanatory"Michellehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06750255411962184420noreply@blogger.comBlogger33125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3069370851055279753.post-77210534229277315532009-03-03T20:31:00.000-05:002009-03-03T20:31:00.000-05:00"it was more norther than where I live, but it was..."it was more norther than where I live, but it was still cold as shit. Greg's parents had a fireplace which they lit one fridgid morning"<BR/><BR/>Good thing you are starting an adult-ed writing course. Maybe you should start back at about 1st grade grammar. English is your 1st language too? Wow. <BR/><BR/>And you have gotten fat. LOLAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3069370851055279753.post-39851536180080291692009-02-23T17:56:00.000-05:002009-02-23T17:56:00.000-05:00The cones are law...obey the law givers....Moses b...The cones are law...obey the law givers....Moses brought the 10 cones down from Sinai and cast them before the idol worshiper, and low, the cones doth spit them.Bruce Johnsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10898228670873232050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3069370851055279753.post-43967501187955206542009-02-14T11:43:00.000-05:002009-02-14T11:43:00.000-05:00are you insane or what, I can't hear the music! -...are you insane or what, I can't hear the music! -middle fingerAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3069370851055279753.post-42358761716482252072009-02-13T23:37:00.000-05:002009-02-13T23:37:00.000-05:00Yeah mushroom, me too. - rightyYeah mushroom, me too. - rightyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3069370851055279753.post-459941660151798922009-02-13T18:11:00.000-05:002009-02-13T18:11:00.000-05:00Hey greg call me the next time u update so i don't...Hey greg call me the next time u update so i don't have to keep checking back-leftyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3069370851055279753.post-35050383620437909682009-02-09T11:41:00.000-05:002009-02-09T11:41:00.000-05:00Hey Greg you slacker - its time to update the flip...Hey Greg you slacker - its time to update the flippin blog again!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3069370851055279753.post-40741402894626224772009-02-06T15:00:00.000-05:002009-02-06T15:00:00.000-05:00Has anyone else noticed how those advertisements t...Has anyone else noticed how those advertisements that run above the blog used all to be for rehab centers and such and now they are usually mainstream stuff that a junkie would not be interested in. I suppose even Madison Avenue is seeing the change in our girl. Keep changing Shelleeeeeeeee.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3069370851055279753.post-32204273623148261722009-02-05T17:15:00.000-05:002009-02-05T17:15:00.000-05:001. Hey nigger charlie, who are you calling a woodp...1. Hey nigger charlie, who are you calling a woodpile? I am thinking you failed the paper bag test. <BR/><BR/>2. Shelly I am waiting for you to answer Jake - trust that will be your next post!<BR/><BR/>3. Jake - where is your blog, I might want to donate to you and your baby too.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3069370851055279753.post-43680051001436165782009-02-05T07:14:00.000-05:002009-02-05T07:14:00.000-05:00cute baby!!cute baby!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3069370851055279753.post-52290127893270833402009-02-04T21:50:00.000-05:002009-02-04T21:50:00.000-05:00That's some light skinned niggers you're shacked u...That's some light skinned niggers you're shacked up with. Make it was the nigger hiding in Greg's white family woodpile instead of a white man man hiding in his nigger family woodpile.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3069370851055279753.post-31906163840866765782009-02-04T13:25:00.000-05:002009-02-04T13:25:00.000-05:00Wow !! Nice going Jake, See, I told you that you a...Wow !! Nice going Jake, See, I told you that you are my hero. I am in total agreement with all of what you said. Michelle, please answer his question, "What is Shelley going to do for Shelley???"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3069370851055279753.post-61963577338320433012009-02-04T11:28:00.000-05:002009-02-04T11:28:00.000-05:00Wow. Opportunities like this come around so rarely...Wow. Opportunities like this come around so rarely.<BR/><BR/>What would *I* do if I were you?<BR/><BR/>Believe it or not, suicide and tossing the baby off a cliff are not at the top of my list. How about getting a job? How about maybe going to school? How about doing something that makes the world a better place? Instead of being proud about how you and Greg protested the stupid cones (you sure showed THEM), maybe you could actually get an education and make a positive change in the world? “Yo Jaz, when you were little, your daddy and I totally protested the cones at the fair. We’re badass. Want me to come to your school and give a speech on how protesting stuff can change the world?”<BR/><BR/>If I were Shelley, my blog posts would not be consisting of going to a fair, and bitching about a $6 drink. MY blog posts would consist of how much life fucking sucks because I'm taking care of a baby, taking college classes, AND working a job. And I'm frazzled, but I know that 5 years from now I'll have a good foundation, and be setting a hell of an example for my kid.<BR/><BR/>Yes, you were a junky whore. And now supposedly you're not. That's awesome. But how long is that going to be your excuse? Life sucks. Get a helmet. <BR/><BR/>You asked me a question, and I gave you a straight answer. Now I will ask you one... what exactly are you planning on doing now? Don't give me any crap about "oh, I just had a baby, relax, give me some time". Life doesn't stop just because you had spawn. You had a kid. Your decision. Lots of women do it, you’re not special.<BR/><BR/>Please tell me Shelley: How are you going to help yourself? Not how your parents are going to help you, or how Greg is going to help you (obviously not with spell check), or how the state is going to help you. Tell me what Shelley is going to do for Shelley.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3069370851055279753.post-40865402853727252082009-02-04T10:29:00.000-05:002009-02-04T10:29:00.000-05:00Why should I do what a bunch of stupid orange cone...Why should I do what a bunch of stupid orange cone-shaped pieces of plastic tell me to do? I don't do what the police tell me to do, much less their stupid cones. Plus, the cones were leading us in the wrong direction- towards the Palm Beach County Stockade in fact- and I have no intention of ever heading in THAT particular direction ever again. Three months in that sumbitch, plus a few visits while my ex-boyfriend Micheal was incarcerated within, was enough for me!<BR/><BR/>And to Jake- actually, let's stick to his "no-e" rule- to Jak (haha Jak), you light up the comments section with your wit and complete intolerance for anyone who disagrees with you. What exactly are you trying to accomplish by putting me down at every opportunity? I suppose I deserved your hate and vitrol while I was hooking for crack money and sticking ballpoint-pen-dull needles into the soles of my feet (although I cared even less than I do now what you think of me, if that is even possible), but now that I am doing well it is even more pointless and silly. If you were me, what would you do? Please, enlighten me (or should I say, "inlightan"). And I know your knee-jerk reaction is some sarcastic rant about suicide and infanticide, so you can save that one for your own family. Tell me the truth- what would you do in my shoes? Probably not much different than I am doing. I am very very glad that I got pregnant and had this baby, she has changed my life for the better and made me happier than I ever thought possible. Let's see what you would do if, for one day, you were SHELLEY.<BR/><BR/>shelleyMichellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06750255411962184420noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3069370851055279753.post-39841028002796642922009-02-04T06:17:00.000-05:002009-02-04T06:17:00.000-05:00In my own defense, I understood the cone language,...In my own defense, I understood the cone language, but choose not to blindly follow. The direction I selected, was familiar to me because it was how I arrived at the carny seen. When I made this decision, I did not know that the police had set up the cones, nor that an officer was in the shadows. <BR/><BR/>Look up in space, it's super Jake, whom has come to save all of us internet travelers from our own stupidity. Super Jake, Please Save Us, Your My Hero.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3069370851055279753.post-77586604173389674252009-02-03T16:36:00.000-05:002009-02-03T16:36:00.000-05:00"Where ya been Jake? I've missed your words of wis..."Where ya been Jake? I've missed your words of wisdom!"<BR/><BR/>I've been out and about, saving the internet from stupidity one blog post at a time. And wouldn't you know it? Every time Shelly posts my little red phone goes off....<BR/><BR/>(Yes, I know I left the "e" out of Shelly's name. I'm trying to use words the other dumbasses here will understand, and obviously the concept of "e confuses some)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3069370851055279753.post-84638433458725343642009-02-03T16:30:00.000-05:002009-02-03T16:30:00.000-05:00"Greg started to drive out of the fair parking lot..."Greg started to drive out of the fair parking lot and asked me which way he should go, so I pointed in the right direction which involved a u-turn. He turned the way I had pointed,"<BR/><BR/>Yes, Greg is a dumbass for listening to you. But you started the dumbassedness by pointing the wrong direction out in the first place. I can't blame Greg for not being smart, I mean, bless his little heart, he knocked you up, he can't be too bright. But you on the other hand... I blame you for taking advantage of a guy who's not all there.<BR/><BR/>I understand cones can be annoying. So can Stop Signs, Yield Signs, and any sign that tells you to use birth control.<BR/><BR/>But I guess that horse is already out of the barn, eh?<BR/><BR/>And Anon... it's safEty. With an "E". I swear that's what's wrong with this country. Your public school is probably too poor to afford "e's" anymore.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3069370851055279753.post-66137584640640564712009-02-03T16:05:00.000-05:002009-02-03T16:05:00.000-05:00I also miss Jake quite a bit, since he is one of t...I also miss Jake quite a bit, since he is one of the more intelligent of the shit-talkers that visit me here. I would say he tells it like it is, but that just isn't true- he tells it like he THINKS it is. Problem is, what he thinks is way off base.<BR/><BR/>And Jake- he wasn't calling me a dumbass, he was calling Greg a dumbass since i don't drive. Hah!<BR/><BR/>Shelley<BR/><BR/>PS- my computer is broken, so I will be back online next week (I am typing from Greg's house currently)SJhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01670200967450268527noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3069370851055279753.post-73315319734696628332009-02-03T15:59:00.000-05:002009-02-03T15:59:00.000-05:00Greg is still a mushroom and Jake still makes me l...Greg is still a mushroom and Jake still makes me laugh.<BR/><BR/>Where ya been Jake? I've missed your words of wisdom!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3069370851055279753.post-44487309203187246002009-02-03T15:16:00.000-05:002009-02-03T15:16:00.000-05:00Hey Jake, are you a cop or a security guard? Which...Hey Jake, are you a cop or a security guard? Which ever, just do us all a favor and keep the safty on will ya.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3069370851055279753.post-41993316450925706302009-02-03T15:11:00.000-05:002009-02-03T15:11:00.000-05:00Damn Jake, you are one angry MF!Damn Jake, you are one angry MF!CindyB1https://www.blogger.com/profile/10588860243100452792noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3069370851055279753.post-30764888188812904412009-02-03T13:20:00.000-05:002009-02-03T13:20:00.000-05:00Wow. Even when you're dumb as a box of rocks, you...Wow. Even when you're dumb as a box of rocks, you still don't see it.<BR/><BR/>"cop: Do you see those cones? The cones over there? Well, the cones are there and it's pretty obvious which way you SHOULD be going- you should be following the cones instead of driving through the cones. The cones are pretty self explanatory."<BR/><BR/>You do realize the cop was calling you a dumbass, right? As in, he KNEW some retard wouldn't know what the hell to do, so he made it simple by putting down cones. And sure enough, dipshit and dipshit 2 come along and can't figure out something as easy as cones.<BR/><BR/>You're the reasons street signs have pictures on them.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3069370851055279753.post-1465628698647751062009-02-02T04:05:00.000-05:002009-02-02T04:05:00.000-05:00Hey GorgeousI am truely impressed with the level o...Hey Gorgeous<BR/>I am truely impressed with the level of intelligence needed to make these comments. I have to admit that previous comments made on Michelle's Blog were literally not worth viewing or reading.<BR/><BR/>Truth be told, Michelle is highly intelligent. Conversation and discussion on matters of important subjects and what other people think about the issue at hand is what inspires Michelle to keep on bloggen.<BR/><BR/>Love you and give Jasmyne a hug and kiss for me!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3069370851055279753.post-63065366777265689702009-02-01T11:36:00.000-05:002009-02-01T11:36:00.000-05:00I took my now 6 y.o to a huge country fair when sh...I took my now 6 y.o to a huge country fair when she was about 4 months old & guess what? She loved it too. If she hadn't she would have let me know. You know. Crying, screaming etc. My son was sensitive to loud noises & he wouldn't have enjoyed an outing like that when he was young. It just all depends on the child. <BR/><BR/>You just kind of hope that the kid is like you or else you have to be really really mature & change your plans for them. I am reasonably mature & I found this difficult. I did it but I struggled internally. No one is perfect.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3069370851055279753.post-40723579087155753032009-01-30T23:36:00.000-05:002009-01-30T23:36:00.000-05:00speaking as someone with a compromised vestibular ...speaking as someone with a compromised vestibular system, I cannot stress just how important it is to ones wellbeing. -leftyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3069370851055279753.post-3336584860829238522009-01-30T20:58:00.000-05:002009-01-30T20:58:00.000-05:00taking a baby that age to the fair is GOOD for the...taking a baby that age to the fair is GOOD for the baby. It is allowing her to process sensory input. These are very important things for a baby. ALso, the merry go round is very good for a baby's vestibular system, also very good for the baby's development. your an idiot lake worth girl.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com